We're supposed to bring her joke gifts, but how many "you're getting older" gifts does anyone really want? In my opinion, "zero" is the correct answer. Instead of getting her something that she has absolutely no desire or need for, I whipped her up a quick Happy Birthday tin, using an image of my favorite fun time gal, Millicent.
Here's the back, with a nice reminder of a simple truth:
Now doesn't that beat receiving a nicely wrapped box of Depends? I think so.